Hi, I'm Lisa/Marty, I'm an 18 year old genderqueer weirdo from Dutchland who really likes vintage clothing, cheese and Tumblr. I also fangirl over The Beatles, Doctor Who, OK Go, Ylvis, Asian Dramas, Sherlock, and Youtubers. Winnie The Pooh and Oliver Tate are awesome, okay.

Never be scared, don't be a hero.


chubby and queer and ready for beer.



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'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

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People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

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damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

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YouTubers React to FedEx Employee Throwing Items In Truck (x)

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Amelie has a strange feeling of absolute harmony. It’s a perfect moment. A soft light, a scent in the air, the quiet murmur of the city. A surge of love, an urge to help mankind overcomes her.

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